Saturday is my birthday.
If you’ve been paying attention, it’s also St. Patrick’s Day.
That’s right, ladies and gents! Yours truly was born on the International Day of Drinking.
I love St. Patrick’s Day so much that it’s a shock that I don’t shit clovers. (Apparently that’s not how the digestive system works. Who knew?)
In the spirit of the upcoming Day of Debauchery, I’ve come up with some T-Shirt ideas that would tickle my blarney stone if I saw them around town on St. Patrick’s Day. (Maybe not if there are children around… or elderly people. Oh, who are we kidding, elderly people love fart jokes and anal sex.)
Britt’s St. Paddy’s Day Tees
Just in case my week continues to be as busy as it has been, I’ll wish you all a wonderful St. Paddy’s Day ahead of time!
I expect you’ll all be drunk by 3pm, drinking green beer, making out with ‘Irish’ people and shoveling potato-based food items into your piehole whilst doing a drunken jig.
If you're not, I'm judging you.
Cheers, beers and queers, my dears.