Listen guys, I know this blog is full of words. I clearly have high expectations of you when it comes to your ability to follow my trains of thought. So far, I’d like to congratulate you on your efforts and continued patience with me. I’d also like to pinch your nipples, but I’ll refrain (maybe.)
I know you’re all familiar with the internet and I know you must have a sense of humour if you’ve landed here and continue to subject yourself to this tomfuckery. So! With that in mind, I’ve decided to try a new segment on this here blog. It will exist for the sole purpose of turning your brain to mush, while your sense of humour (hopefully) gets a good workout. It’s like the perfect diet. Except you’ll probably get fat after you realize the world is going to shit and there’s just no fucking point on trying any longer.
I’m not going to apologize for your rapidly deteriorating sense of purpose in this world.
When it boils down to it, I waste a lot of time online. I also happen to have a very handy unemployed friend who spends her time sending me gems she finds during her strenuous ‘job hunting’ sessions. If I share these finds with you guys, it feels like our internet time is more like ‘research’ and less like ‘my parents would be so ashamed of me right now.’
Without further ado, welcome the newest segment to Polka dot Clovers:
That’s Probably Racist! Part I
Somebody hates you very, very much, ma'am.
(I'll give you a hint: It's whoever sold you that hat.)
Probably one of the douchiest bios I've ever seen. Someone slap the hipster.
Classic 90's candy whoredom.
Ever wonder what the fuck Rihanna would look like as a reverend? Look no longer.
(Thanks Planet Hiltron.)
You've probably seen this before, but it's pretty much my life's philosophy.
"He looks like a thumb with hair." - my brilliant girlfriend.
Life. Am I right, girls?!
20$ says he held back his hair first and someone had to tell him to look more hardcore and less like a lady.
That's all for now, folks!
*** If you have anything you'd like to see on this segment, please send me a message!